A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Horse.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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