Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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what's the difference between a duck?

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F? No k

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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