Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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