- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Chick Norris... Enough said

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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