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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

it's funny because it's funny

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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