- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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