- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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