- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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