What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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my egg roll

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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