Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Chick Norris... Enough said

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What would u like to drink?

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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