what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

black people

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

womens rights

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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