- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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