Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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ure mama's so fat

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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