- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Sir, your wife is dead

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Loperson

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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hers a joke... japanese people

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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