- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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