- Anti Joke

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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hey hey apple

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.