Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Homo say what?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

thumb_up thumb_down -28

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock Knock Who's There Me

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's one plus one? two.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops