why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Religion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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