"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A Serbian Film

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Chick Norris... Enough said

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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