- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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