- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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