Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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