What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Miscarriages.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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haha

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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