- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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