- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Compton

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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