- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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