- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

it's funny because it's funny

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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