A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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FUCK YOU

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Your mom

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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