- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Chick Norris... Enough said

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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