- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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