- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Asians.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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