What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Your momma's so fat...

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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