- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Miami Heat.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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