What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Sarah Palin

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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