A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Dumbledore dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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