- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

The WNBA.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Women

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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