- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

your face is kinda funny

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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