Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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