- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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