What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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This sentance contains three errers

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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