Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

epic win?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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