- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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