go F*** yourself

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you gay?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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