why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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non poop

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

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