Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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