What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

world peace

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

PIED NINNY!

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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