- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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