A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Caca.

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