- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A bar walks into a man

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

it's funny because it's funny

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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