What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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