why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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