Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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