- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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