- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How did th-A fridge.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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