- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Albert your flies undone.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

when debbie meets downer

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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