- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

whats black and strange a paki

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why can't jokes spit?

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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