Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Bacon is delcious.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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