- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

dry handjob

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??