- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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