- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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