- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

black people

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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