What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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