How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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