- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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