civil rights

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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y u no like me joke?

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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