- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Female rights.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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