There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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