- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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