- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Woman's Rights

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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