Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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