- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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