What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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