Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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