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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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