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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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