whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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