Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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