Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Connor is homo

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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A jew enters a mall.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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