If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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