- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Firgen and the blung brigade

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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