What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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THE GAME.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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