the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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