A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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so how about that irline food

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your mom is so fat.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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