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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Your adopted.....

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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