Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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