- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks