Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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im saul and i love cock

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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