What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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