What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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