- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

1+2 = 6

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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