- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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