Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Maths.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I love you

thumb_up thumb_down -24

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops